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A little bit of everything. FR: #34542 DC: n/42

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

Does anyone else make festivals seem like a cricket match… “372 embers for 1 chest”

hellaittybitty:

THIS BEAR IS ON FIIIIRRRREEE IT’S WALKING ON FIIIIIIIRREEE THIS BEAR IS ON FIIIIRRRREEE
LOOKS LIKE A BEAR BUT IT’S A FLAME SO BRIGHT, IT CAN BURN YOUR EYES BETTER LOOK THE OTHER WAY YOU CAN TRY BUT YOU’LL NEVER GET IT’S NAME THE BEAR’S ON TOP OF THE WORLD THE HOTTEST OF THE HOTTEST BEARS things but it stopped rhyming so i’ll stop there

hellaittybitty:

THIS BEAR IS ON FIIIIRRRREEE
IT’S WALKING ON FIIIIIIIRREEE
THIS BEAR IS ON FIIIIRRRREEE

LOOKS LIKE A BEAR BUT IT’S A FLAME
SO BRIGHT, IT CAN BURN YOUR EYES
BETTER LOOK THE OTHER WAY
YOU CAN TRY BUT YOU’LL NEVER GET IT’S NAME
THE BEAR’S ON TOP OF THE WORLD
THE HOTTEST OF THE HOTTEST BEARS things but it stopped rhyming so i’ll stop there